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VILLAGE MADE SOUPS

5.5 SOUP OF THE DAY

6.5 FRENCH ONION SOUP

6.5 COLD GAZPACHO (seasonal)

APPETIZERS & FLATBREADS for the V.I.P.

11 Crab Cakes

With cocktail sauce

12 Pierogis

With caramelized onion and sour cream

10 GARLIC CHEESE FLATBREAD

12 BRUSCHETTA FETA CHEESE FLATBREAD

Fresh tomatoes, garlic, basil, olive oil and parmesan cheese

10 HUMMUS & FLATBREAD

Served with carrot sticks

10 VEGETABLE SAMOSAS

Puffed pastries stuffed with vegetables served with sour cream

12 CHEESE & BEER DIP

Served with nachos

10 MOZZARELLA STICKS

Lightly fried served with marinara sauce

13 FRIED CALAMARI

Served with sour cream

18 NACHOS

Green peppers, olives, onions, cheese served with salsa and dip

6 FRESH HAND-CUT FRIES

9 POUTINE

10 IDIOT FRIES

Fresh hand-cut fries tossed in BBQ sauce, garlic and herbs

10 PESTO SUN-DRIED TOMATO FRIES

Pesto sauce, sun-dried tomatoes, parmesan cheese

7 ONION RINGS

15 CHICKEN FINGERS

Served with fresh hand-cut fries and plum sauce

CHICKEN WINGS

1 lb wings …………………………………………………. 12.00
2 lb wings …………………………………………………. 20.00
3 lb wings …………………………………………………. 27.00
Add fries …………………………………………………….. 4.00

1.75 GRAVY

Our idiot chef believes his fresh hand-cut fries don’t need gravy but it doesn’t hurt to ask. He is not hungover today.

SALADS FOR THE FUSSY

Starter Salad/Regular Salad

6.50/10.00 MIXED GREENS SALAD

Variety of salad greens with balsamic vinaigrette, herbs and olive oil

7.00/11.00 CAESAR SALAD

Romaine lettuce, croutons with our Caesar dressing and parmesan cheese

7.00/12.00 GREEK SALAD

Mixed greens, romaine lettuce, olives, tomato, onion, green peppers and feta cheese with balsamic vinaigrette and olive oil

10.00/15.00 IDIOT SALAD

Romaine lettuce, mixed greens, shrimps, tuna, anchovies, tomato, capers, onions, black olives and shrimps

4.5 Add grilled chicken breast to any salad

5 Add grilled shrimps on skewer

OMELETTES

All omelettes are served with fresh hand-cut fries. You can substitute the fries for today’s soup or mixed greens salad for $0.50 extra

11 CHEESE OMELETTE

11 FETA OMELETTE

11 BACON OMELETTE

11 MUSHROOM OMELETTE

11 TOMATO OMELETTE

12 MORON OMELETTE

Salsa, cheese and sour cream

1.00 Each additional ingredient

cheese, bacon, mushrooms, onions, greens peppers, tomatoes, anchovies

BURGERS

All burgers are served with fresh hand-cut fries, lettuce, tomato and onion. You can substitute the fries for today’s soup or mixed greens salad for $0.75 extra

12 BASIC BURGER

13 CHEESEBURGER

14 VILLAGE IDIOT BURGER

With cheese and bacon

14 PIRI PIRI VEGGIE BURGER

14 PIRI PIRI BURGER

12 VEGGIE BURGER

SANDWICHES AND WRAPS

All sandwiches are served with fresh hand-cut fries. You can substitute the fries for today’s soup or mixed greens salad for $0.75 extra

14 BBQ CHICKEN BREAST SANDWICH

With lettuce and sliced tomato on a bun

15 STEAK SANDWICH

With lettuce and sliced tomato

12 GRILLED BACON & CHEESE SANDWICH ON FRENCH BREAD

12 GRILLED SALMON SANDWICH

Salmon fillet, lightly breaded with tartar sauce on a bun

13 TUNA SANDWICH

Onion, celery and mayonnaise

14 STRAITJACKET CLUB WRAP

Chicken breast, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and mayonnaise

14 VEGETABLE FETA WRAP

Grilled seasonal vegetables

14 BLT EGG WRAP

Eggs, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise

12 SAUSAGE SANDWICH

Sauerkraut and mustard

PUB FARE

You can substitute the fries for today’s soup or mixed greens salad for $0.75 extra

15 SHEPHERD’S PIE

Served with fresh hand-cut fries

15 CORNISH PASTY

Served with fresh hand-cut fries

14 SAUSAGE AND MASH

Served with mashed potatoes and vegetables

16 FISH & CHIPS

Served with fresh hand-cut fries and tartar sauce

PIZZA

12 GOOFY GUY PIZZA

Tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese

14 IDIOT PIZZA

Tomato sauce, sun-dried tomatoes, feta cheese, mozzarella cheese and black olives

16 FOOL PIZZA

Tomato sauce, hot Italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, jalapeno peppers and mozzarella cheese

16 MR. SILLY PIZZA

Tomato sauce, anchovies, onions, capers, fresh tomatoes, black olives and mozzarella cheese

16 V.I.P. PESTO PIZZA

Fresh tomatoes, black olives, Spanish onions, pesto sauce and mozzarella cheese

ENTREES & PASTA

17 CHICKEN PARMIGIANA

Grilled chicken breast topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese served with pasta

19 8oz FLAT IRON STEAK

With fresh hand-cut fries and vegetables

22 NEW YORK SIRLOIN STEAK

10 oz steak with fresh hand-cut fries and vegetables

16 LINGUINE SHRIMPS

Shrimps with mushrooms in cream sauce

16 PENNE POLLO

Grilled chicken breast with mushrooms in cream sauce

16 PENNE VILLAGE

Italian hot sausage in a spicy tomato sauce

16 LINGUINE VONGOLA

Baby clams, garlic, basil and oregano in a white wine sauce

16 PENNE POLLO PESTO

Grilled chicken breast in a pesto sauce with parmesan cheese

DESSERTS

8 CARROT CAKE

8 BLACK & WHITE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE CAKE

8 BAILEY’S IRISH CREAM CHEESECAKE

BEVERAGES

2.75 SOFT DRINKS

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sprite, Ginger Ale, Soda Water, Tonic Water

3.75 JUICES

Apple, Orange, Cranberry, Clamato

3.50 PERRIER WATER

3 SPRING WATER

3 ICED TEA

3 LEMONADE

3 2% MILK

2.5 COFFEE or TEA

3 HERBAL TEA

Earl Grey, Chamomile, Cranberry Orange, Mint

4. HOT CHOCOLATE

SPECIALTY COFFEES

9 Irish Coffee

9 Monte Cristo Coffee

9 Spanish Coffee

9 B52 Coffee

9 Blueberry Tea

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