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VILLAGE MADE SOUPS

4.5 SOUP OF THE DAY

5.75 FRENCH ONION SOUP

5 COLD GAZPACHO (seasonal)

APPETIZERS & FLATBREADS for the V.I.P.

8 GARLIC CHEESE FLATBREAD

9 BRUSCHETTA FETA CHEESE FLATBREAD

Fresh tomatoes, garlic, basil, olive oil and parmesan cheese

7 HUMMUS & FLATBREAD

Served with carrot sticks

7 VEGETABLE SAMOSAS

Puffed pastries stuffed with vegetables served with sour cream

8 CHEESE & BEER DIP

Served with nachos

8 BREADED AGNOLOTTI

Half moon pasta stuffed with creamy mozzarella

8 MOZZARELLA STICKS

Lightly fried served with marinara sauce

11 FRIED CALAMARI

Served with sour cream

16 NACHOS

Green peppers, olives, onions, cheese served with salsa and dip

5 FRESH HAND-CUT FRIES

8 POUTINE

8 IDIOT FRIES

Fresh hand-cut fries tossed in BBQ sauce, garlic and herbs

8 PESTO SUN-DRIED TOMATO FRIES

Pesto sauce, sun-dried tomatoes, parmesan cheese

6 ONION RINGS

12 CHICKEN FINGERS

Served with fresh hand-cut fries and plum sauce

CHICKEN WINGS

1 lb wings …………………………………………………. 10.00
2 lb wings …………………………………………………. 18.00
3 lb wings …………………………………………………. 25.00
Add fries …………………………………………………….. 3.00

1.5 GRAVY

Our idiot chef believes his fresh hand-cut fries don’t need gravy but it doesn’t hurt to ask. He is not hungover today.

SALADS FOR THE FUSSY

Starter Salad/Regular Salad

5.50/8.00 MIXED GREENS SALAD

Variety of salad greens with balsamic vinaigrette, herbs and olive oil

6.00/9.00 CAESAR SALAD

Romaine lettuce, croutons with our Caesar dressing and parmesan cheese

6.00/10.00 GREEK SALAD

Mixed greens, romaine lettuce, olives, tomato, onion, green peppers and feta cheese with balsamic vinaigrette and olive oil

9.00/13.00 IDIOT SALAD

Romaine lettuce, mixed greens, shrimps, tuna, anchovies, tomato, capers, onions, black olives and shrimps

4 Add grilled chicken breast to any salad

4.5 Add grilled shrimps on skewer

OMELETTES

All omelettes are served with fresh hand-cut fries. You can substitute the fries for today’s soup or mixed greens salad for $0.50 extra

9 CHEESE OMELETTE

9 FETA OMELETTE

9 BACON OMELETTE

9 MUSHROOM OMELETTE

9 TOMATO OMELETTE

10 MORON OMELETTE

Salsa, cheese and sour cream

0.50 Each additional ingredient

cheese, bacon, mushrooms, onions, greens peppers, tomatoes, anchovies

BURGERS

All burgers are served with fresh hand-cut fries, lettuce, tomato and onion. You can substitute the fries for today’s soup or mixed greens salad for $0.50 extra

10 BASIC BURGER

11 CHEESEBURGER

12 VILLAGE IDIOT BURGER

With cheese and bacon

12 PIRI PIRI VEGGIE BURGER

12 TURKEY BURGER MAPLE DIJON

12 PIRI PIRI BURGER

10 VEGGIE BURGER

SANDWICHES AND WRAPS

All sandwiches are served with fresh hand-cut fries. You can substitute the fries for today’s soup or mixed greens salad for $0.50 extra

12 BBQ CHICKEN BREAST SANDWICH

With lettuce and sliced tomato on a bun

13.5 STEAK SANDWICH

With lettuce and sliced tomato

10 GRILLED BACON & CHEESE SANDWICH ON FRENCH BREAD

10 GRILLED SALMON SANDWICH

Salmon fillet, lightly breaded with tartar sauce on a bun

11 TUNA SANDWICH

Onion, celery and mayonnaise

12 STRAITJACKET CLUB WRAP

Chicken breast, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and mayonnaise

12 VEGETABLE FETA WRAP

Grilled seasonal vegetables

12 BLT EGG WRAP

Eggs, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise

10 SAUSAGE SANDWICH

Sauerkraut and mustard

PUB FARE

You can substitute the fries for today’s soup or mixed greens salad for $0.50 extra

13 SHEPHERD’S PIE

Served with fresh hand-cut fries

13 CORNISH PASTY

Served with fresh hand-cut fries

12 SAUSAGE AND MASH

Served with mashed potatoes and vegetables

14 FISH & CHIPS

Served with fresh hand-cut fries and tartar sauce

PIZZA

10 GOOFY GUY PIZZA

Tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese

12 IDIOT PIZZA

Tomato sauce, sun-dried tomatoes, feta cheese, mozzarella cheese and black olives

14 FOOL PIZZA

Tomato sauce, hot Italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, jalapeno peppers and mozzarella cheese

14 MR. SILLY PIZZA

Tomato sauce, anchovies, onions, capers, fresh tomatoes, black olives and mozzarella cheese

14 V.I.P. PESTO PIZZA

Fresh tomatoes, black olives, Spanish onions, pesto sauce and mozzarella cheese

ENTREES & PASTA

15 CHICKEN PARMIGIANA

Grilled chicken breast topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese served with pasta

17 8oz FLAT IRON STEAK

With fresh hand-cut fries and vegetables

20 NEW YORK SIRLOIN STEAK

10 oz steak with fresh hand-cut fries and vegetables

15 LINGUINE SHRIMPS

Shrimps with mushrooms in cream sauce

14 PENNE POLLO

Grilled chicken breast with mushrooms in cream sauce

14 PENNE VILLAGE

Italian hot sausage in a spicy tomato sauce

14 LINGUINE VONGOLA

Baby clams, garlic, basil and oregano in a white wine sauce

14 PENNE POLLO PESTO

Grilled chicken breast in a pesto sauce with parmesan cheese

DESSERTS

6.5 CARROT CAKE

6.5 BLACK & WHITE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE CAKE

6.5 BAILEY’S IRISH CREAM CHEESECAKE

BEVERAGES

2.25 SOFT DRINKS

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sprite, Ginger Ale, Soda Water, Tonic Water

3.25 JUICES

Apple, Orange, Cranberry, Clamato

3.25 PERRIER WATER

2.25 SPRING WATER

2.5 ICED TEA

2.5 LEMONADE

2.5 2% MILK

1.95 COFFEE or TEA

2.5 HERBAL TEA

Earl Grey, Chamomile, Cranberry Orange, Mint

3.25 HOT CHOCOLATE

SPECIALTY COFFEES

7.5 Irish Coffee

7.5 Monte Cristo Coffee

7.5 Spanish Coffee

7.5 B52 Coffee

7.5 Blueberry Tea

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